Friday, December 30, 2005
2005: The Songs of a Year
Song of the Year: Definately has to go to Seize The Day by Demons & Wizards. A totally uplifting, motviating song for when you feel like crap in the field.
Angry Song of the Year: Always a tough one b/c there are some many in my collection but this year it probably has to go to Tornado of Souls by Megadeth. If you've heard this song you know how furious it is.
Sexy Song of the Year: There is only one song to rule them all in this cateogry; Ring of Fire by Jaded. The undisputed Queens of this category, run away with this one. This is song is oh, oh oh, so sensual, hot, and down-right sexy. Hiyo!
Love Song of the Year: Yes there was some love for the first third of 2005, so in memory of those happy times we have Starfire by DragonForce.
Break-Up Song of the Year: Yep, because this occured too. So we have a tie in this category: And the Story Ends by Blind Guradian, and Down Where I Am by Demons & Wizards.
The I Hate People Who Misuse the Bible Song of the Year: For all the ignorant and arrogant people out there we have In The Arms of God by Corrosion of Conformity.
Acoustic Song of the Year: This has to go to Fiddler on the Green by Demons & Wizards for being so darned cool, and having a wicked performance by Hansi Kursch on it as well. Tune in a 3:35 for the real kick-in to the song.
More later potentially.
Friday, December 16, 2005
Attention!
Apparently this pharse does not mean "Based on a cursory evaluation of the data that I have collected while spending time with you we seem to have several points of intersection in terms of our personalities, interests, and past experiences." This is what I mean when I say things like "We have a lot in common" An even more sinister usage that I am guilty of using is the aforementioned meaning combined with "Therefore I feel it is sensible that we continue being friends." or "No wonder we get along so well." Truly diabolical. I know.
Alas, this is clearly not the case. My inside source indicates that the meaning of "We have a lot in common" heard by women is more along the lines of "We have a lot in common, therefore we should attempt procreation to the end of spreading our ideologies throughout the land." No wonder girls get a little evasive when I say things like "We seem to have a lot in common" when what they are hearing is things about commitment and procreation.
Oh by the way if a girl says "We have a lot in common" take it at face value. It's just safer that way.
Many Bothans died, and I have been heartily embarrassed, to bring us this information. Make use of it!
Furious Rodimus Out.
Random Musings III
2. The new live-action Transformers movie better be the best thing to grace the big screen since sliced bread.
3. Oh Roughriders, why did you have to go blow it so spectacularily?
4. Jaded rocks. Megadeth rocks. Demons & Wizards rocks. Blind Guardian rocks. Thank you Detroit! Good Night!
5. Coming up with random thoughts is harder than you think.
6." [. . . ] we have a lot in common!"
7. I'm going home on Sunday, hey, hey, hey!
Catch ya later!
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Jaded Rocks
Furious Rodimus
P.S. Britt Lightning is HOT. Anyone who says otherwise needs their eyes checked.
Friday, October 28, 2005
Random Musings II
Hey,
New color, for the 2nd installation of Random Musings.1. The Best Advice: Don't listen to advice. Why? Because everyone and their dog has an agenda, and an opinion on your life. And even though they might have your best intrests in mind, but all advice is tainted...just like the advice I'm giving you now. But really, even I need an ear to listen and a shoulder to cry on. Why can't people be compassionate/excited after the outcome of a decision I make. I'd rather people would be there after something blows up in my face/works out spectacularily, instead of trying to sway me beforehand. I'd rather make my own mistake than make someone elses.
2. Jessica Robinson from RockStar: INXS is smoking hot in my opinion. And she's taken. Welcome to the story of my life.I'm out. Take care all!
Random Musings
Hey All!
Welcome to the inaugural edition of Random Musings!1. I'm getting pumped up to go back to school. Things are going to be really different, just because of the people who are and are not around, and who will be playing a central part in my life this year. As well I'm just a new dude, I have a whole new attitude: I know what I want, and I know how to get it. First: I want my bosses job, and I'm going to get it by being more social, and more vocal. and just really stepping up to the plate this year. Second: No more fighting with people over their $h*t and issues, and crap. I'm just going to walk away, and be myself, and live my own life, and not get bogged down in the high school garbage.
2. The new Demons & Wizards album rocks my world. Hansi is just showing off on this album, singing the cool lyrics with an outstanding range of emotion, and voice contol. Killer Tracks: Beneath These Waves, Love's Tragedy Asunder, Down Where I Am, Lunar Lament.Mystical Stuff Part Deux
Here's how the typical evening conversation would go if I were a mystical warrior.
Insanely Hot Medieval Babe Wife -"How art thou, my handsome armored warrior husband?"Handsome Armored Warrior Husband (me) - "I art exhausted my fair lady. I had to smite three dragons, five death knights, a horde of ghouls and two bunnies to get to work today. On top of that my barely-tamed black stallion ran over four peasent children. Thus I had to smite the whole village to avoid paying a fine to the local lord."
Insanely Hot Medieval Babe Wife - "Aww, my poor warrior. Come back to the hay pile so I can give you a massage and you can tell me all about your day."Handsome Armored Warrior Husband - "You are too kind my fair lady. But I gladly accept your offer."
cue ShcavI think we can see how that's much better than having a Ferrari.
Furious RodimusFire and Steel in My Heart!
Mystical Stuff
Ok, here's some background into my life. I have spent most of my childhood/adolescence/college carrer watching movies, shows, and listening to bands that very people have ever heard of. As a result I'm not exactly up with the mainstream culture. Because quite frankly I think mainstream, especially Top 40 radio (even rock radio)sucks extreme shit.The best part is when people tell me that I'M deprived for not seeing a movie approximately 50 million jerks, wankers, and posers have all seen. Or that this bands is oh so frickin' fantastic because of their 'cred'. Excuse me for wanting to be different once in a blue moon.
I'm sorry but I can't really relate to how hard life must be selling multi-platinum CD's, starring in crappy movies, driving Ferrari's, flying in my own private jet, while scantily clad chicks do everything thing for me.
Yea, I just can't relate to such a rough lifestyle. Not that I can relate to mystical warriors, blind guardians, falling hammers, evil dreams, or dragon forces running around the forest smiting dragons old-school. But frick, at least that would be an entertaining lifestyle.
Greetings!!
Catch ya all later!
'Fire and Steel in My Heart!'