In support of my friend who has made some controversial statements about counrty, I have decided to come and support him, b/c no one should find themselves in a hole alone. And if I offend people, meh, it happens.
Topic #1: New Vehicle.
Counrty: Sing about new vehicle
Metal: Sing about having sex in new vehicle.
Advantage: Metal
Topic #2: New love
Country: Sing about her lovingly in twangy voice
Metal: Sing about the beauty of the relationship in soaring Operatic vocals.
Advantage: Metal.
Topic #3: Broken love
Country: Shoot yourself face down in a pillow.
Metal: Blow up the earth. Blow up other person.
Advantage: Metal
Topic #4: Cheating
Country: Leave it in Mexico.
Metal: Fear the wrath of significant other whilst sneaking into your own house.
Advantage: Metal
Topic #5: Heroes
Counrty: Celebrate with whiskey for men and beer for horeses.
Metal: Dedicate an entire album full of soaring majestic anthems.
Advantage: Metal
Topic #6: Anger, Sadness.
Country: Drown it in beer, and dirty women.
Metal: Drown it in blood and dirty women.
Advantage: Draw
Topic #7: Sex
Counrty: Saves a horse. Whoopty-f**kin'-doo.
Metal: Sensually in a turning ring of fire. (Thank you Jaded!)
Advantage: Metal
So for those of you who are too lazy to read the whole thing here's the final tally:
Metal: 6
Country: 0
Ties: 1
Let the flaming begin!
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7 comments:
AMEN Brother preach it from the pulpit...here let me hand you a shovel...the words of truth are hard to swallow...but oh so good...hmmm...really Dave Mustaine vs. Toby Keith...wow all we got left is Toby's cowboy boots...we're looking for his spurs
Queers in metal?? Never!
Queers in country - Brokeback Mountain! Nuff said!
"The Ghost of Hank Williams" obviously has metal confused for emo. Hard to believe that people can't distinguish between the two.
"metal - queers screaming about how there life sucks, lets all cut ourselves with razors then sing about how people wil miss us when were gone"
say what?
sounds like emo... not metal...
Don't worry. Hank is from Alabama so his 'opinion' doesn't count. Espescially when he can't tell emo from metal. And you do know that drinkin beer in pick-up trucks is illegal right? Just thought i'd let you know that.
Ok, i don't care if Hank's from Alabama, i agree with him!
Metal is . . . not music, it's people screaming into a mic. Now, i'm not claiming to know much about music- cause i don't- and i will admit that i am tone deaf, but how is sreaming -in very high-pitched voices- music? To me it sounds more like they got stuck in their zipper. (painful{from what i hear})
If thats the sorta thing you like though . . . you're free to do so.
But me, i'll stick with twangy voices (which i SO wish i had!) singing bout new vehicles, leaving things in mexico and horses!
BTW, at least country women wear clothing, not like your metal women *cough*Jaded*cough* . . . when they do wear clothing it is small strips of leather. To me THAT qualifies as "dirty women"
P.S. no offense intended :)
@ Hot Pink: "Man I feel lik a Woman." That is all.
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