It was the year 2006, and across the Atlantic Ocean the Germans were preparing for the great metal-fest known as Wacken. A particularly heinous Death Metal band known as Holy Moses fronted by an ugly titanic slab of a woman ,whose name shall not be uttered here, was preparing to take to the stage.
Across the ocean in the US of A, a beautiful young metal princess known as Brittany was going about her day as usual. Riding her horse known as Nightmare across the sunny plains of America when she felt a disturbance in the Metal Force, the energy field that binds all things Metal together. Being particularly adept with the Metal Force she was able to locate the disturbance readily. She urged Nightmare back to her Metallic Fortress and there she underwent a dramatic transformation; from Brittany to Britt Lightning, Metal Maiden of Steel! She picked up her Tiger-Striped Jackson Flying-V and struck a mighty E-chord, flipped it over, placed one foot upon the headstock, and another upon the body and was sent flying at hypersonic speeds toward Wacken and near-certain Death Metal.
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Oh Rodney . . . you are so creative. But, for your sake, it is probably best to keep the rest of that story safely hidden in your computer, away from the public eye!
But keep up the great work, i'd love to read more of the Death Metal wars . . . go for an entire series!
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